Well, I just officially entered the Corner Cafe coffee for life competition! I love coffee more than I love chocolate! If I win the prize it's definitely going to be tough not eating meat and only eating from there for an entire month... but hey - I used to be a vegan (now living in sin) and I'm a masochist, it's not like I don't enjoy suffering! ;)
All there is to do now is wait! :) *sends suggestive messages to Judd's cerebellum*
Stepped on the scale this morning... very brave after eating popcorn late last night! 102.7kg. It actually feels unbelievable when I see those digits, I lost 42kg at once stage, aaah, the sweet 69kg, feels like a dream. Well - these fat rolls sure as hell aren't a dream! And I have started training 4 times a week for Kung Fu, just gotta keep persevering. And make some more exercise buddies. And stop eating so much.
I need to start getting stricter, back to doing measurements and weighing every day. Fat camp here I come!
I wish I had somebody just to throw me out of bed in the morning, chuck a bottle of cold water over my head and tie me to their bumper and drive around the neighbourhood until my feet bleed. Hmmm, that's starting to sound a bit twisted.
*whistles* Back to work I go...
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Juddy Poo's Delishy Beanie Beans
In order to attempt to earn delicious free coffee for the rest of my life I will pledge to go on a meat free, enviro friendly Corner Cafe diet for an entire month. I will pledge only to eat vegetarian food from the Cafe and will update my blog daily with what I have eaten and my weight. For meals outside of the cafe I will only use items purchased from the cafe.
Sooo... what do you say Judd, are you game? Think I can do it for a whole month without cheating? I want to nibble your coffee beans baby.
Maybe I can even get sponsors to sponsor me per kg I lose and donate the money to an enviro friendly charity - no Judd, not yours!
Hmmm, this is all definitely food for thought.
Sooo... what do you say Judd, are you game? Think I can do it for a whole month without cheating? I want to nibble your coffee beans baby.
Maybe I can even get sponsors to sponsor me per kg I lose and donate the money to an enviro friendly charity - no Judd, not yours!
Hmmm, this is all definitely food for thought.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Reality check
So... my weekend was amazing, lots of fun, beautiful wedding, and of course - lots of eating. My little sister can eat enough for 3 people and yet she weighs half of a normal person, perhaps I should consider injecting some of her blood into my bloodstream.
102.7kg.
I am sure I could break a record for putting weight faster than any normal human being. Sometimes I do feel like an alien, but then again, I've never seen a fat alien.
Trying hard to get back on track today.
102.7kg.
I am sure I could break a record for putting weight faster than any normal human being. Sometimes I do feel like an alien, but then again, I've never seen a fat alien.
Trying hard to get back on track today.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Confession
Mistress Calorie makes me eat, I am her helpless victim. Secretly though, and please don't tell her this...*whispers* I love it!
I had big plans of starting on Monday in a motivated and energised fashion - ready to tackle the task of losing weight with gusto, and of course with my OCD weight and measurement chart all neatly drawn up. But, I made the fatal error of weighing myself this morning. I nearly sat down on the floor and stayed there for the day. Obviously that would never have happened - I would have starved to death!
So I swallowed my pride and got ready for work, grabbing a high fibre yoghurt, tub of strawberries, low GI salad and because of the extremity of my plight - a bottle of herbal diet supplements. What is the first thing I see when I come to work? A massive box of free chips and chocolates.
Strawberries gobbled, sipping on some water, still resisting the junk food.
I can do this.
Oh, 101.4kg *blushes and hides under her desk in shame*.
P.S. Please don't tell.
I had big plans of starting on Monday in a motivated and energised fashion - ready to tackle the task of losing weight with gusto, and of course with my OCD weight and measurement chart all neatly drawn up. But, I made the fatal error of weighing myself this morning. I nearly sat down on the floor and stayed there for the day. Obviously that would never have happened - I would have starved to death!
So I swallowed my pride and got ready for work, grabbing a high fibre yoghurt, tub of strawberries, low GI salad and because of the extremity of my plight - a bottle of herbal diet supplements. What is the first thing I see when I come to work? A massive box of free chips and chocolates.
Strawberries gobbled, sipping on some water, still resisting the junk food.
I can do this.
Oh, 101.4kg *blushes and hides under her desk in shame*.
P.S. Please don't tell.
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