Well, I just officially entered the Corner Cafe coffee for life competition! I love coffee more than I love chocolate! If I win the prize it's definitely going to be tough not eating meat and only eating from there for an entire month... but hey - I used to be a vegan (now living in sin) and I'm a masochist, it's not like I don't enjoy suffering! ;)
All there is to do now is wait! :) *sends suggestive messages to Judd's cerebellum*
Stepped on the scale this morning... very brave after eating popcorn late last night! 102.7kg. It actually feels unbelievable when I see those digits, I lost 42kg at once stage, aaah, the sweet 69kg, feels like a dream. Well - these fat rolls sure as hell aren't a dream! And I have started training 4 times a week for Kung Fu, just gotta keep persevering. And make some more exercise buddies. And stop eating so much.
I need to start getting stricter, back to doing measurements and weighing every day. Fat camp here I come!
I wish I had somebody just to throw me out of bed in the morning, chuck a bottle of cold water over my head and tie me to their bumper and drive around the neighbourhood until my feet bleed. Hmmm, that's starting to sound a bit twisted.
*whistles* Back to work I go...
Mistress Calorie's slave girl
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Juddy Poo's Delishy Beanie Beans
In order to attempt to earn delicious free coffee for the rest of my life I will pledge to go on a meat free, enviro friendly Corner Cafe diet for an entire month. I will pledge only to eat vegetarian food from the Cafe and will update my blog daily with what I have eaten and my weight. For meals outside of the cafe I will only use items purchased from the cafe.
Sooo... what do you say Judd, are you game? Think I can do it for a whole month without cheating? I want to nibble your coffee beans baby.
Maybe I can even get sponsors to sponsor me per kg I lose and donate the money to an enviro friendly charity - no Judd, not yours!
Hmmm, this is all definitely food for thought.
Sooo... what do you say Judd, are you game? Think I can do it for a whole month without cheating? I want to nibble your coffee beans baby.
Maybe I can even get sponsors to sponsor me per kg I lose and donate the money to an enviro friendly charity - no Judd, not yours!
Hmmm, this is all definitely food for thought.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Reality check
So... my weekend was amazing, lots of fun, beautiful wedding, and of course - lots of eating. My little sister can eat enough for 3 people and yet she weighs half of a normal person, perhaps I should consider injecting some of her blood into my bloodstream.
102.7kg.
I am sure I could break a record for putting weight faster than any normal human being. Sometimes I do feel like an alien, but then again, I've never seen a fat alien.
Trying hard to get back on track today.
102.7kg.
I am sure I could break a record for putting weight faster than any normal human being. Sometimes I do feel like an alien, but then again, I've never seen a fat alien.
Trying hard to get back on track today.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Confession
Mistress Calorie makes me eat, I am her helpless victim. Secretly though, and please don't tell her this...*whispers* I love it!
I had big plans of starting on Monday in a motivated and energised fashion - ready to tackle the task of losing weight with gusto, and of course with my OCD weight and measurement chart all neatly drawn up. But, I made the fatal error of weighing myself this morning. I nearly sat down on the floor and stayed there for the day. Obviously that would never have happened - I would have starved to death!
So I swallowed my pride and got ready for work, grabbing a high fibre yoghurt, tub of strawberries, low GI salad and because of the extremity of my plight - a bottle of herbal diet supplements. What is the first thing I see when I come to work? A massive box of free chips and chocolates.
Strawberries gobbled, sipping on some water, still resisting the junk food.
I can do this.
Oh, 101.4kg *blushes and hides under her desk in shame*.
P.S. Please don't tell.
I had big plans of starting on Monday in a motivated and energised fashion - ready to tackle the task of losing weight with gusto, and of course with my OCD weight and measurement chart all neatly drawn up. But, I made the fatal error of weighing myself this morning. I nearly sat down on the floor and stayed there for the day. Obviously that would never have happened - I would have starved to death!
So I swallowed my pride and got ready for work, grabbing a high fibre yoghurt, tub of strawberries, low GI salad and because of the extremity of my plight - a bottle of herbal diet supplements. What is the first thing I see when I come to work? A massive box of free chips and chocolates.
Strawberries gobbled, sipping on some water, still resisting the junk food.
I can do this.
Oh, 101.4kg *blushes and hides under her desk in shame*.
P.S. Please don't tell.
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