Thursday, September 30, 2010

Juddy Poo's Delishy Beanie Beans

In order to attempt to earn delicious free coffee for the rest of my life I will pledge to go on a meat free, enviro friendly Corner Cafe diet for an entire month.  I will pledge only to eat vegetarian food from the Cafe and will update my blog daily with what I have eaten and my weight.  For meals outside of the cafe I will only use items purchased from the cafe.

Sooo... what do you say Judd, are you game?  Think I can do it for a whole month without cheating?  I want to nibble your coffee beans baby.

Maybe I can even get sponsors to sponsor me per kg I lose and donate the money to an enviro friendly charity - no Judd, not yours!

Hmmm, this is all definitely food for thought.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Reality check

So... my weekend was amazing, lots of fun, beautiful wedding, and of course - lots of eating.  My little sister can eat enough for 3 people and yet she weighs half of a normal person, perhaps I should consider injecting some of her blood into my bloodstream.


102.7kg. 


I am sure I could break a record for putting weight faster than any normal human being.  Sometimes I do feel like an alien, but then again, I've never seen a fat alien.


Trying hard to get back on track today.  

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Confession

Mistress Calorie makes me eat, I am her helpless victim.  Secretly though, and please don't tell her this...*whispers* I love it!


I had big plans of starting on Monday in a motivated and energised fashion - ready to tackle the task of losing weight with gusto, and of course with my OCD weight and measurement chart all neatly drawn up.  But, I made the fatal error of weighing myself this morning.  I nearly sat down on the floor and stayed there for the day.  Obviously that would never have happened - I would have starved to death!


So I swallowed my pride and got ready for work, grabbing a high fibre yoghurt, tub of strawberries, low GI salad and because of the extremity of my plight - a bottle of herbal diet supplements.  What is the first thing I see when I come to work?  A massive box of free chips and chocolates.


Strawberries gobbled, sipping on some water, still resisting the junk food.


I can do this.


Oh, 101.4kg *blushes and hides under her desk in shame*.


P.S. Please don't tell.